me at friends house

friend: so... what do u wanna do
me: idk its ur house
friend: idk ur the guest
me: idk its ur house


when youre near a concert youre going to and you can literally spot who is going to the concert or not from like their hair or something it’s literally like spot the emo kids

Title: Not Alone
Artist: Darren Criss

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because i just rediscovered this alternate version and i can’t get over his voice

"Have you seen those photos? Photoshop is great. They make me look so fantastic."



imagine how different your life would be if you had complete and unrestricted access to all the clothes you wanted and no limitations on wearing them

imagine how confident everyone would be. it’d be beautiful 


does anybody else clean their phone screen by wiping it on their boob or is that just me

I’ll Give You Love


I saw this gif, and then hazelandglasz started throwing ideas at me and then i had to write it.

Kurt basically is a skank and Cupid and he hates his job, especially because he doesn’t like seeing Blaine Anderson falling for idiots.

It’s not that Kurt doesn’t like his job, it’s just that he is bored, mostly. People are stupid and giving them free will over with whom to fall in love was bound to be a disaster from the beginning. But there he is, only making sure to shoot arrows at the right time and watch people fall in love with the wrong person over and over again.

Yes, Kurt is a fucked up sort of cupid, he doesn’t believe in love, not anymore at least, not after seeing what love can destroy and how much people are willing to sacrifice just in the name of said feeling. Kurt is just a catalyst. He wanders around town with his bow hooked across his chest and back, his arrows secured on the sides of his boots. Just in the pure fashion of cupid Kurt makes a point of wearing white pants, except that they are skinny jeans with holes in them instead of the diaper the first cupid wore. He also wears two overly large tank tops one grey and one black that barely cover his chest, and sometimes when he shoots an arrow straight into someone it’s possible to notice the piercing on one of his nipples. His feathers are white, mostly, and some of them have their tips dyed in different shades of purple and pink. Kurt did it as an act of rebellion when he was given the status of cupid, hoping that it would make the high authorities change their minds. Unfortunately they didn’t and that’s why Kurt is now sort of a punk rock wannabe-skank cupid.

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well then hello


it’s in the caption?